Freakin' Bad Luck

Only today I found out I am missing TWO things. One, my thumbdrive and TWO, my RM100 Maxis reload pin no.

To those that actually took it, please return it sincerely. Or else I hope you all would be impotent for the rest of your miserable life. Being impotent is worst than dying on the stop and less cruel of a curse.

So again to those that actually "accidentally" took it, please return it or fell the wrath of the curse. Thanks.

Update: Both item are found safely. No one actually took it. If anybody felt they were accused, I am sorry.